which barbri lecturer are you? hopefully not the leah rimini one.

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One of the downsides of the recent trend toward every Joe and his grandma developing an app for Facebook or the iPhone is that a lot of crap slips through. "What color is your aura" and "what kind of sausage are you" quizzes, and maps the allow you to track every public bathroom you use on your roadtrip back to Iowa over the summer. Great.

Aaron Tenzer, who according to LinkedIn is a 2009 graduate of Chapman, has brought the #barbri angst and the crap app trend full circle to their rightful union by developing a quiz on Facebook: Which BarBri Lecturer Are You?  Ever-curious about the weird things law students do to fill up their spare time, I took it. I wasn't holding my breath, though, because the quiz has received a lowly 1 star out of 5 from users.

My result, and the questions for those not willing to add the app, after the jump.

David Epstein

Boy howdy, you teach contracts. You are from the deep south and mention it every gat' dang chance ya get. I tell ya what. You like country music, grits, 1973 Cadillacs with bull horns affixed and taking the full four hours EVERY DAY. You teach all right, but omit alot of material. You spend as much time figuring out when to end as you do working, are allergic to professional attire and have a tough time standing up straight. Ya'll come back now.

1. 1. I help to remember things by......

   	saying "damn" alot, damn it.
   	giving them pills.
   	applying the facts to mediocre televison shows.
   	recititing my outline verbtim from memory.
   	signaling touchdowns.
   	singing.
   	repeating them repeatly alot.

2. 2.I love listening to.......

   	The Backstreet Boys.
   	the dramas on USA network.
   	wind flutes and gongs.
   	myself.
   	Classical music.
   	The Charlie Daniels Band or David Allen Coe.
   	Coach Schottenheimer. (however it gets spelled)

3. 3.When I make an outline, I......

   	What the hell is an outline?
   	write the same thing eight times.
   	use poor examples that are confusing.
   	commit it to memory.
   	perpetuate negative Southern stereotypes.
   	have no organization.
   	focus on mnemonic devices.

4. 4.If there was a movie about me, I'd be played by.........

   	Paul Rudd or Tom Bell
   	George Takai
   	Gary Busey
   	Woody Allen
   	Patrick Stewart
   	Leah Rimini
   	Keanu Reaves

5. 5.My ideal date is............

   	Wig shopping.
   	Cheap.
   	Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
   	Driving across state borders.....with someone in my trunk.
   	watching Fox's Friday action lineup.
   	Backstreet Boys concert.
   	KFC

6. 6.I read......

   	"The land of the Rising Sun", by Chrichton.
   	the Arlen Bystander.
   	read, ha.... I write the book, son!
   	playbooks.
   	who knows.
   	cook books.
   	comic books.

7. 7.My sense of humor revolves around...........

   	Lame puns and sex.
   	evidence, damn am I sad.
   	24 and Monk.
   	bad music.
   	The San Diego Chargers.
   	I don't have one.
   	Refrigerators, armadillos and masterbation.

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