The AP is running a story about a University of Arizona 2L and former beauty queen that "has been accused of kidnapping, biting and threatening a former boyfriend with a handgun." It reads like a bizarre fantasy story because henchmen entered her apartment and tied up the victim while our 2L—Miss Pima County 2005 and Miss Desert Sun 2006—was in the shower.
The most amazing thing? Nope, not the bite marks she allegedly made on the victim's ear (or forearm and hand). The most amazing part is that it appears that the events transpired right around finals during early December. Talk about multitasking.
So this story has enough, um, "character" to stand on its own, but I wonder how much law school stress played a role. She made it through the 1L year without kidnapping anyone—that we know of—and even clerked for U.S. District Judge Raner Collins. She sounds like a tough cookie. Looks like we have another nomination for "poor choice" in the law school student category where she joins Jesse Sneed, the Indiana University student that allegedly shot an automatic weapon at his casebooks. If nothing else, law school is great for surreal gossip.
P.S. The article also has pin-up pictures of her sporting a large gun alongside a fantastic booking photo.
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